May 2013
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
“If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature...”
– Stoya (via 0-let-me-in-0)
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vocaroo:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
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enjolras-is-captain-sassy:
corackadile:
why don’t you
why do not you
FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING
WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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Post-Modern Depression: crab-cakes: folie-a-tout:... →
crab-cakes:
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
apatheticghost:
today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
allmymetaphors:
isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
They must be eliminated
daftpostpunk:
*hooks your hips up to a lie detector*
deucebowl:
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
snitskys:
hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
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