yuthcrew: “hurr durr you like too much guy stuff dats why boys don’t like u try being girlier” try getting my foot out once it’s lodged in your ass
Anonymously tell me why you think i'm single.
lukeeardley: this should be fun, please do it haha
Treat me like a princess fuck me like a whore?
thegits: HOW ABOUT TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN, FUCK ME LIKE A HUMAN.
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
My OTP: Barack Obama and the Oval Office.
barackobama: iluisindustries: the only ship where the fans get to choose whether or not it becomes canon! Exactly—and all you have to do is vote.
cosmo tip #314
expertcosmotips: wow you’ve had sex what a slut
Early Onset of Night: Fun with idioms →
early-onset-of-night: I love idioms. English is one of the most idiomatic languages in the world, which is one of the many reasons it’s so awesome. I started thinking about this because this morning someone asked me if I drank coffee or tea to get my juices flowing. “Tea,” I said. “I’m a big tea guy.” But even though…
Miss Wednesday Addams: 1st Amendment only protects... →
illbeshooting4myownhand: No one else. The 1st Amendment only states the government cannot ban you from speaking, protesting, etc. Private citizens/companies can do that. We have separate laws that protect people from discrimination, which only work in theory, but the 1st Amendment doesn’t….
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
cosmo tip #256
expertcosmotips: next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
cosmo tip #308
expertcosmotips: sleep with every guy you see wearing a fedora OMG
mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
me: cant do it
me: not today