August 2012
July 2012
1 tag
yuthcrew:
“hurr durr you like too much guy stuff dats why boys don’t like u try being girlier”
try getting my foot out once it’s lodged in your ass
Anonymously tell me why you think i'm single.
lukeeardley:
this should be fun, please do it haha
Treat me like a princess fuck me like a whore?
thegits:
HOW ABOUT TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN, FUCK ME LIKE A HUMAN.
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
My OTP: Barack Obama and the Oval Office.
barackobama:
iluisindustries:
the only ship where the fans get to choose whether or not it becomes canon!
Exactly—and all you have to do is vote.
2 tags
cosmo tip #314
expertcosmotips:
wow you’ve had sex what a slut
Early Onset of Night: Fun with idioms →
early-onset-of-night:
I love idioms. English is one of the most idiomatic languages in the world, which is one of the many reasons it’s so awesome. I started thinking about this because this morning someone asked me if I drank coffee or tea to get my juices flowing. “Tea,” I said. “I’m a big tea guy.” But even though…
Miss Wednesday Addams: 1st Amendment only protects... →
illbeshooting4myownhand:
No one else. The 1st Amendment only states the government cannot ban you from speaking, protesting, etc. Private citizens/companies can do that. We have separate laws that protect people from discrimination, which only work in theory, but the 1st Amendment doesn’t….
2 tags
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
trebbypokelmao:
YAY!
cosmo tip #256
expertcosmotips:
next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
cosmo tip #308
expertcosmotips:
sleep with every guy you see wearing a fedora
OMG
5 tags
mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
mom: what
me: stars.
me: cant do it
me: not today
