girl: im going to give you a blow job
boy: how good are you?
girl: i read fan fiction
boy: fuCK this is gonna be good
gokartmozart: if you didn’t have a wannabe scene phase you’re either lying or you’re lying
Let Me Say No: Street Harassment and Disrespect →
stfusexists: tinamarble: stfusexists: Ridiculously relevant - and good. My boyfriend told me that guys do this so I don’t lend anyone my phone to give a call. I don’t care if their a man or a woman. I don’t care what the man looks like either. He could be wearing a suit and be carrying a briefcase and I still won’t let anyone use my phone. And if he wanted that girl’s number, stealing...
thisworldhasbeenconnected: jesumonster: ...
clockworkkanella: peacockdawson: city-wall: aziraphaleisineffable: IF YOU’RE EVER SAD SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE. OH MY GOD I can’t even do it Fuck
deadmeenah: if an anime doesn’t have a hot springs episode then it’s probably not a real anime
anyou23: growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
assiest: your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am
More than 11,000 CA kindergarteners skipped a... →
stoneagechronicles: If there really is a hell, there ought to be a special place in it for anti-vaxxers.
Men always say that as the defining compliment don’t they? She’s a cool girl....– Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn (via memegan)
satansgardener: Whiskey Is My Kind of Lullaby...
hamigaki-momo: When you’re eating a soft food and you feel a crunch Chicken nuggets.
games I want to play
stfufauxminists: under-a-floorboard-world: Street Harassment Fighter Can someone make this game like now?
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. THIS X10000
mindf4ng: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes the internet is a strange place
How do I stop being a bad friend? Maybe if I wasn’t so damn selfish all the time.
hypnotiqradiance: dejesusv: everthorne: is having a penis weird like it just hangs there occasionally flopping girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time? bouncing actually yes