March 21st, 2012 at 11:30PM
  • Him: I've always loved you (gets on one knee and opens a small box with his wife's severed finger with a massive ring on)
  • Me: This is all so sudden!
  • Him: I know... But i've been thinking about it ever since I cut her finger off. That's how i've known that you are the only transvestite for me babe.
  • Me: That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!
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